The Spine’s Solution to Make Roads Safer

Government Defends Radical New Speed Camera Policy » The Spine

The government has defended its plans to introduce a new range of Gatso speed cameras onto British roads. The cameras come armed with twin multiple-rocket pods and a heat seeking missile capable of disabling a vehicle nearly thirty miles from the point where a speeding offence was committed. ‘This is a deterrent,’ said transport secretary, Douglas Alexander. ‘If drivers know that they face the risk of being hit by a high explosive ordinance, they might think a little more carefully about speeding. And with a thirty mile range, we can have highly trained controllers review the tapes before they decide to fire the missiles.’

Leaked government figures have revealed that they expect nearly 2000 casualties each year as a direct result of the new speed cameras, but they projections also estimate that accidental deaths will drop by nearly 4000. Said a transport expect, ‘these might seem a bit dramatic but in real terms, Britain’s roads will be safer.’

Chuck Norris Facts

if you have not heard of or read the Chuck Norris Facts where have you been hiding for the last few months. They have been circulating via email and the internet like crazy lately, causing a lot of laughs along the way. Well Chuck has responded! (Via)

River IQ Game

RiverIQGame – Get everybody across the river.

Rules:

• Only 2 persons on the raft at a time
• The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother’s presence
• The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father’s presence
• The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the Policeman is not there
• Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the raft

To start click on the big blue circle on the right.
To move the people click on them.
To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.

Solution in comments.

Eyezmaze Grow

This is a bit strange but very addictive. Must figure it out!